• me: oh god how many words have i written
  • is it a million
  • is it TWO million
  • word counter: 409 words
  • me: LIES
Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

justarapetoy:

agirlsguidetoinferiority:

flashytitle:

mastersubverter:

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Greatest analogy ever

So I took your advice but my bitch was pretty pissed after I put the whole onions, carrots, and bread in there. 

What? What do you guys use as chicken stuffing. 

I laughed out when I read your answer. But seriously YES.

(Source: pixie-pout)


sydnaygreyham:

http://instagram.com/grahamsydney

atomictiki:

theweegeemeister:

When i look at the Mario Odyssey render of peach I am constantly haunted by the realization her hair looks like a fine pasta.

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No wonder Mario loves her, she looks like spaghetti

I HoPe ThE pRiNcEsS iS lOtSa SpAgHeTtI